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Chuck Norris was sounding pretty uptight in his last article, so I thought maybe he’d be in a better mood if he thought better of himself. Then I read in Blue Gal that Mary Kay has a virtual makeover site. Perfect for Chucklehead! So here’s his new look. You can’t be angry if you’re wearing a purple flower and a tiara.

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8 Responses to “Chuck Norris Needs a Makeover”

1. TB Tabby Says:
   July 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am

   Sophomoric, yes. But between his bigoted anti-gay comments, his offhand rejection of scientific evidence in favor of religious dogma, and the endlessly repeated “Facts About Chuck Norris” that stopped being funny a loooooooong time ago, I have a hard time condemning this.

2. therealistmom/ Spamamander Says:
   July 23rd, 2009 at 7:24 pm

   I’m not sure purple streaks work with the red hair. Just sayin’.

3. Blue Gal Says:
   July 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm

   ooh you! That’s fab.

   thanks for the link, too xoxo

4. Ron Britton Says:
   July 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm

   TB Tabby:

   Sometimes sophomoric is all we have left. I’ve been doing this blog for over three years. I’ve refuted every one of their arguments with logic and data to no avail. I feel like Indiana Jones with his whip. Sometimes you just have to pull out the gun.

5. Parrotlover77 Says:
   July 24th, 2009 at 6:59 am

   There is nothing wrong with sophmoric humor! You can simultaneously have a serious discussion in one thread and take a jab at complete silliness in another thread.

   I know TB Tabby wasn’t making this accusation, but I’ve frequently seen the Internet Police on humor threads ranting against teh funny because its not a serious discussion. Man, sometimes you just have to remove the Louisville Slugger from your sphincter and enjoy the show. Life’s too short.

6. Robert Madewell Says:
   July 24th, 2009 at 9:07 am

   Oh Man! That’s too funny! I’ve got to get registered on that site. I think John Hagee, Pat Robertson and Dr. James Dobson also need makeovers.

7. Michael Nietzsche Says:
   July 24th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

   Chuck Norris…. Shove a bible up his ass and bury him next to Pat Robertson, and all the other phony f–king evil-angelists!

8. Michael Nietzsche Says:
   July 24th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

   Make sure you bury him face down,,,, with his ass sticking out, so I have a place to park my bicycle when I visit to piss on him.

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