I was in the local Barnes & Noble recently. I wandered over to the Religion section to see if there was anything especially alarming that I hadn’t seen yet.
Then I discovered that next to that was a section they call Religious Fiction. Here you’ll find crap like Left Behind and other “inspiring” stories of Armageddon.
I realized that the store was having difficulty keeping their shelves organized. I must help them! So I went over to the Religion section, grabbed a Bible, and refiled it correctly under Religious Fiction.
No need to thank me.