Comments on: The Pledge: Porky’s Doing it Right

By: sue blue

sue blue — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:28:56 +0000

Well, now it’s clear that Porky was a filthy commie atheist!!!! How did McCarthy miss him? And why was this porcine pinko allowed to corrupt an entire generation of fine Christian children with his subversive pledge????

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:32:20 +0000

It’s worse! Not only does Porky omit the “Under God” part of the pledge, which was part of the original pledge, as written by Jesus Christ himself, but the flag only has 48 stars! The only even number between 4 and 8 is 6! And if you put the 6 between the 4 and 8 you get 468, which has three digits. Three digits indicates that the 6 should be repeated three times, for 666! This is clearly propoganda from Satan himself!

By: dvsrat

dvsrat — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:55:11 +0000

When I was very young I always got yelled at by the teacher because I would habitually put my left hand, not my right, over my heart. I’m left-handed so it is natural for me to do anything with my left hand. They must have thought I was a communist.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:37:50 +0000

Wow, those kids are doing the KKK/Nazi salute! When did they start doing the hand over heart thing?

1942

By: Robert Madewell

Robert Madewell — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:23:34 +0000

I know it wasn’t Ron, but I lost count of how many times I’ve heard fundie-mentals say it was.

Wow, those kids are doing the KKK/Nazi salute! When did they start doing the hand over heart thing?

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:22:04 +0000

ZOMG THEY DIDN’T SAY UNDER GOD

Very nice find!

By: FSM_Ed

FSM_Ed — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:48:30 +0000

Excellent find! Thank you.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:38:03 +0000

The Pledge was hardly written by the founding fathers. The whole sordid history is here. Sieg heil!

By: Robert Madewell

Robert Madewell — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:20:10 +0000

Interesting …

Now, next time some fundie-mental tells me that “under God” was put in the pledge by the founding fathers, I can pull up this YouTube gem. (Really, I’ve had people tell me that.)