Those Who Live in Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw Molotovs
I’m having computer problems right now, so I might not be able to post for a couple of days. (I have several alternate computers I could post from, but I need to spend the time trying to fix this one.)
I was thinking that I should find something to keep you folks busy for a few days. Nothing could better accomplish this than a few videos from that master of right-wing sulfured methane, Molotov Mitchell. You might remember him from “Whoops! Fundies’ Darwin Conundrum”, where he showed a total miscomprehension of both liberals and evolution.
I don’t have time to post any commentary with these, but it’s really better this way. What do you find appalling about these videos?
First we have “The Abortion Bailout”:
Next, he is “Preparing for…1776”. For the record, this was published less than two weeks before the assassination of George Tiller.
Finally, I’d like you to “enjoy” one ironically titled “Barry! Put the Crazy on Hold!”:
Please discuss among yourselves.
BTW, does anybody know how to present these videos in a WC3-compliant way? My site doesn’t validate right now, and it’s all Molotov’s fault! Whenever I post YouTube videos, I rewrite the HTML, because the embed code YouTube gives me doesn’t validate. These videos from WorldNutDaily seem to be Javascript. I don’t have time to figure out what’s wrong with them. (Actually, I know what’s wrong with the videos. I mean what’s wrong with the code!)
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 am
God, he’s like the most annoying guy. And do they have to apply that stupid shading effect to everything?
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
When you have no substance, go for style.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 am
Just saw the last one. Everything that came out of his mouth has pretty much been offset by his last sentence.
The man is quite a master in Duckspeak.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:08 am
I for one would very much like to be remembered as the country that helped women get an abortion when they couldn’t afford it themselves.
It’s much better then being remember then the country where people are killed by religious nutcases mentally stuck the 12th century.
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 am
Why do conservatives not understand how the tax system works? “It’s my money!” No, it’s not. It’s the government’s money, by law. A lawful election was held where we elected representatives who decide, among other things, how to fund government programs. It is not your money. It never was your money. It went straight to the IRS before the ink on your paycheck dried.
So you don’t like abortions. Good for you. It’s still not your money.
I’m highly skeptical about the money being spent to abort foreign fetuses. That just sounds like an appeal-to-emotion logical fallacy. There’s probably very little fact in it. If this guy wasn’t such a tool, I might even bother to debunk him. But since he doesn’t even understand how the tax system works, he’s not worth it.
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 am
It’s too bad they wasted pretty nice video editing and effects on such a tool. Compared to most fundie videos, it was pretty well edited and produced. It’s too bad the mouth piece is more annoying as Kirk Cameron.
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:58 am
I finished the videos now. More annoying than the tool, his arm tattoo, and his racism, is how incredibly wrong he was about the right-wing terrorist memo. Awesome!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I could only get about 3/4 of the way through the first video before my eye muscles fatigued from all the disgusted rolling. Retard is all worried about “my money” being given to “baby killers!!!” and “GM and Chrysler” (but not about it being showered freely on banks or used to fund Gitmo or wasted on wars). My irony meter pegged and then burned out. Fancy effects or not, that skinhead mouth-breather can take “his money” and plug up his pie hole with it.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Sue Blue,
I made my way through all four of them . That was not without dents in the kitchen wall. From me throwing things at it. The fact that this pig exists is a good argument against God.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:12 am
dvsrat:
There are only three videos. That it seems like more reveals just how traumatic the experience of viewing them really is.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:45 am
There is something about watching that guy that causes one to lose the ability to count — also causes one to lose the ability to refrain from throwing things at the wall.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
This guy strikes me as a picture-perfect example of the “ignorant and proud of it” sheet-wearin’ gun-totin’ Amurkan who so enhanced our global reputation for the last eight years and who continue to do so in the person of Joe the Plumber and his ilk.
The trendy video editing just highlights the stupidity. He’s so impressed with himself that if he pissed his pants, he’d point it out and say, “See? See this, folks? I really am pissed off!”
June 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Then they could band together and have rallies with urine-soaked pants and holding up signs that say “I’m really pissed off!” Fox news would cover the story and call them “patriotic Americans.”
June 29th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Yeah, along with the teabaggers….maybe they could call them “Tea and Pee” parties. Just think of all that concentrated stupid. Awesome.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:33 am
Now I’m imagining a can of “concentrated stupid.” “Just add water!”
Ingredients:
Cream of the Discovery Institute, Extract of Benny Hinn, George W. Bush droppings, Sarah Palin (at her very best), and an old Care Bears lunchbox.
July 1st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
And available at Wal-Mart!
July 24th, 2009 at 9:02 am
What an obnoxious prick, damn, he’s annoying.