(yeah, i know, old blog post, but some people might be on an archive crunch like I am and like that link)

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors.

I actually had that exact line in the first draft of this article. I pulled it out to keep it short.

- I can’t recall what channel it was on, but at one point there was a show that did a ‘facial reconstruction’ of Jesus. Short version: they created a middle aged working class semetic guy from around 50 AD (i.e. poorly fed with no healthcare). Was not pretty.

- Long long ago I was a budding Bible scholar. The only reference to his appearance was one of the apostles said, iirc, ‘he was not a comely man’. DUDE! This is someone who believes he’s writing about an omnipotent being and he comes out with the line ‘uh, he’s not pretty’. I’m just sayin’.

- A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors. In other words, along with ‘why are they crosses?’ why not ask ‘why have a memorial for the SURVIVORS?’ Oh, wait, because Noah was a big fan of that show, I guess.

Keep up the good work, Ron.

I bet Jesus cares that no one even tries to get his picture right.

I’m guessing that Jesus, if he existed at all, would be more concerned that some of his most ardent followers are among the least Christ-like people on the planet.

For the record: I DON’T CARE what color anyone is let alone someone’s big imaginary sky buddy.

I bet Jesus cares that no one even tries to get his picture right.

This:

They are the same types of idiots who claim that the King James Version is the literal Word of God™ written in Jacobean English (as spoken by Jesus himself!) and if older Greek/Hebrew/Latin/Aramaic texts disagree with the KJV text, then they those sources are wrong.

Is almost as funny as the original article. I’ve never heard of “Jacobean English” before.

In other news: Many of the retard patrol hold with the unshakable notion that jebus was white. No amount of arguing will shake them from this position.

For the record: I DON’T CARE what color anyone is let alone someone’s big imaginary sky buddy.

There are quite a few fundies out there who claim that not only was Jesus a Christian, but so were Moses, Abraham, and the rest of the denizens of the Bible, all the way back to Eden.

They are the same types of idiots who claim that the King James Version is the literal Word of God™ written in Jacobean English (as spoken by Jesus himself!) and if older Greek/Hebrew/Latin/Aramaic texts disagree with the KJV text, then they those sources are wrong.

•The local hucksters who carved them two weeks ago are unclear on the timeline of the mythology; or

•Local hucksters know that their their mouth-breathing fudie tourists think “anachronism” is a fancy name for a spider.