Comments on: California is Safe

By: Dpp30

Dpp30 — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:25:37 +0000

Excellent! Now all we need to do is translate this into fundie language so they can read it too. I am guessing they speak a different language and that is why they don’t understand. I like to think humans are logical beings.

By: Bacopa

Bacopa — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:33:39 +0000

Humans are much better hung than the average gorilla. Jimmy’s got a lot to offer Miss Kong.

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:03:03 +0000

That video was awesome. It immediately went out in an email forward…

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:06:48 +0000

Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

Guess I’m not a Real American™ because I wear eyeglasses and am sitting at home on my polyester chair while the air conditioner is on full blast.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:27:27 +0000

Marriage was invented by God!

By: Bart v.d. M.

Bart v.d. M. — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:25:55 +0000

That makes you wonder: why does it matter whether homosexuality is natural if marriage itself isn’t natural?

By: Jeff Eyges

Jeff Eyges — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:07:25 +0000

Do you think the fundies would mind if gay animals married one another?

By: Bart v.d. M.

Bart v.d. M. — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:48:25 +0000

Might I add to #1 that there are of course no gay animals? (WARNING: That link goes to a National Geographic documentary showing gay animals having sex, so don't click it if it somehow offends you.)

By: Another Steve

Another Steve — Sun, 31 May 2009 16:36:29 +0000

Please, Please, Please…A little warning next time. I now need to clean the coffee off my monitor.

By: Penguinsaur

Penguinsaur — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:15:52 +0000

I’ve seen this posted tons of times, still haven’t seen the bigots refute a single point on it though.

By: Isabel

Isabel — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:26:33 +0000

Here are a few more, courtesy of “Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs” from Facebook

16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.

15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.

14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.

13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because “separate but equal” institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:43:35 +0000

In ten years I’m guessing most states in the union will be far more accomodating to gay couples, and the nation as a whole will shrug its shoulders and wonder what all the damn fuss was about. The last time I checked, Massachussetts hasn’t been made into the 10th circle of Hell yet. In fact, nothing of interest has happened in any gay-friendly state that would make Pat Robertson rub his hands in gleeful admonishment.

Social conservatives (i.e. Christians) are plainly on the wrong side of this, and the longer they fight it the more people they’ll alienate. So to that I say, “keep it up”.