I think fundies like that “all-knowing” believer the ‘prophetic observer” are afraid. afraid of a world where they are not special little unique snowflakes. with a human god MADE IN THEIR IMAGE (yes, a human god apparently born of a virgin, JUST like in the 12 other religious myths and legends that came up with a strikingly similar story hundreds of years before christianity, that all have virgins as the messiah-bearers. just like now in the middle east, where the only women worth a damn are virgins.hmmmm. coincidence or just stupid bovine farm animals perpetuating the only story they know?) die for their unique snowflake sins.

The sooner people stop believing in the unproven, unrealistic, impractical story of jesus/mohammed, a magical tale of well, magic and prophecies and indecipherable hocus pocus, the sooner we can start relying on actual solutions to problems and get some real positive progress made with our feeble-minded civilzation. enough with the stupid fracking wars, greed, child molestation, repressed women considered unequal, churches exploiting the weak and mentally unstable…and so on. religion is wrong. and the easy way out. it hits the same vein of addiction as do drugs, alcohol and greed…it becomes THE ONLY WAY for people who would otherwise be addicted to something else. the only way through this life is to have faith in yourself. each other. pray for a better world, but don’t pray to something that doesn’t listen, care or obey those prayers. pray to focus and committ, not to expect divine intervention, it never happens. NEVER. god is dead. gone. moved on. its nobody but us chickens out here. let’s make something useful of ourselves. for US. Imagine.

BOY: “I’m collectin’ money ma’am.

WOMAN: “Collectin’ what? Child? Did you ever think about what it was that you are collecting? Those coins?

BOY: “Yes ma’am!!! Those coins are going to help the needy.”

WOMAN: “Do these coins that you are collecting have value?”

BOY: “Yes they do!! The coins help the needy!! I have seen it myself, I have seen the results.”

WOMAN: “The coins you possess have a value only in your mind. I can change your mind.

BOY: “You can’t change my mind about Jesus!!!”

WOMAN: “What about money? Why does money have value?”

DIRECTIONS: Woman pulls a $100 bill out of her pocket and hands it over to the boy.

WOMAN: This is yours. Are you happy that I gave that to you?

BOY: [astonished] “Ow WOW!! ma’am — oh yes I am!!!!”

WOMAN: Now suppose that you left my doorstep and everything had changed. And currency that was minted by the United States Government was no longer valid. That is to say that there is no single person in the country of the United States of America who has a penny to piss on because there is no such thing as money.

BOY: “Well, so – I could see the whole thing that you was sayin”bout money — kinda like the same thing you was sayin’ ’bout ‘ligion”

WOMAN: “You’re a good boy! Take this $100 bill and do whatever the fuck you want with it.”

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Woman: The can is empty Johnny, haven’t you had any luck collecting?

Boy: Well, Father O’Connor put his donation somewhere else entirely…

Boy: It’s my imagination, Mom. Reverend Smith said I wouldn’t be needing it any more.

Unless you start providing real information, you aren’t contributing to the conversation, which runs afoul of my comment policy. Put up or shut up.

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com

And there are no cartoons on my server so I don’t see you getting much material from there. What are you, 15?