Buddha Says…

These are the two funniest captions submitted so far. If you can think of something else, feel free to suggest it.

The first was suggested by Brian. The second was suggested by OtherRob. Good job, guys!

Brian's caption


OtherRob's caption

4 Responses to “Buddha Says…”

  1. dvsrat Says:

    BUDDHA: I have information about your past. It seems that you once purchased a Donny and Marie Osmond record album.

    MAN: Ok, ok, I did. But it was only once. And I didn’t listen to it much. I threw it away back in ’84. Really I did.

  2. ericsan Says:

    You call it enlightened, I call it another massive turd caught in the P-trap.

  3. freddies_dead Says:

    BUDDHA: Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

    MAN: Look, look, I’m a worm

  4. freddies_dead Says:

    BUDDHA: IS there any way of getting it off?

    MAN: Says here you can wipe clean with a damp cloth.

    BUDDHA: I hate pigeons…