Comments on: LOL Sonny and Cher

By: dvsrat

dvsrat — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:57:12 +0000

With her divine power granted to her through the reading of The Bible Cher is able to transform herself — shape shift, if you will. She becomes a tree.

CHER: (opening her branches) “I got you babe”

SONNY: (skiing down the mountain) “I got you babe.”

BLAMMM!!!!!!!!

The moral of that story is — don’t be Sonny Bono.

By: Bart v.d. M.

Bart v.d. M. — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:51:42 +0000

Sonny: They made it sound easy enough but I’m really having a hard time reading here.
Cher: You’re looking the wrong way, that’s a camera. The Bible is in the high chair with the moustache.

By: OtherRob

OtherRob — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:20:28 +0000

Sonny: Does this picture make my mustache look fat?

Cher: Get your hand off my ass.

By: Lilyana

Lilyana — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:46:05 +0000

Sonny: I can has fwee cheezburger wif Bible?

Cher: I can has fwee cheezburger wif Bible?

By: TB Tabby

TB Tabby — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:28:19 +0000

Sonny: That’s why we’re married.
Cher: I didn’t scream for help loud enough when he raped me.

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:01:03 +0000

Snogger wins! My fav so far.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:16:09 +0000

Some of these are pretty good. I had originally said that I wanted the words to be related to the theme of the ad, but some of the better ones aren’t.

dvsrat is thinking along the same lines I was. My original script was:

Sonny: Dear God, Please don’t let me ski into a tree. Amen.

Cher: Dear God, Please let Sonny ski into a tree. Amen.

By: Mr. Vorhias

Mr. Vorhias — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:04:32 +0000

Sonny: This ad is as bland and derivative as our music was.

Cher: Yup.

By: José

José — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:11:40 +0000

Sonny: The Bible is a great read anytime… except when you’re skiing.

Cher: This Bible won’t dry out your skin. It’s made with no alcohol… None!

By: Luke

Luke — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:04:54 +0000

SONNY: Hey Cher, why the long face?

By: Snogger

Snogger — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:03:12 +0000

Cher: I’m praying for our love to endure forever. And to keep my looks. What are you praying for?

Sonny: Those sound good to me, too. And I’m praying that our kids never go gay. God, don’t let us down!

By: dvsrat

dvsrat — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:38:41 +0000

SONNY: What do you want on your pizza?

CHER: Your bits of skull and brains after you rammed your head into a tree while skiing.