God Competes On American Idol

Through a proxy, of course. I guess God and Satan are like the U.S. and U.S.S.R. during the Cold War—too afraid to fight each other directly, so they do it through Vietnam, Korea, and crappy TV shows.

This news comes to us via the Baptist Press article North Greenville Univ. alum appears on ‘American Idol’.

Chris Sligh, a former student at North Greenville University in Tigerville, S.C., made it to the next round of “American Idol” auditions in Hollywood after passing the first round Jan. 30.
Sligh sang several times at special occasions on the university campus while he was a music student at North Greenville, including leading worship in chapel and performing in ensembles and choirs.

I don’t have to be alleged-psychic Sylvia Browne to make a prediction here, because unlike Browne’s babblings, this prediction will come true: If Sligh wins American Idol, the fundies will claim that it is God’s will. Because Sligh is so holy, God wants him to win, so Sligh can spread God’s message to more people.

The funny part happens if Sligh doesn’t win. You won’t hear a peep out of the fundies. What’s wrong, fundies? Doesn’t God have enough talent to win on a reality show? Or does it mean that Sligh is actually a Godless sinner who has not truly accepted Jesus Christ as his personal lord and delusion?

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