Yes, I Think the Kids are Ready for This!

Capt: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Capt.
Capt: I can’t hear you…
Kids: Aye-Aye Capt!!
Capt: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Capt: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Capt: If nautical nonsense be something you wish…
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Capt: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Capt: Ready?
All: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Capt: Have some cigarettes, kids!

SpongeBob cigarette case

I found the above on eBay. That’s right. A SpongeBob cigarette case. The description says:

Case holds 9 cigarettes (King size) and is also perfect for business cards. The lighter is detachable and refillable w/butane gas. The picture shown is very clear and colorful. Don’t hesitate to buy one for yourself or your love one.

That’s right! Get the kids hooked on king size cigarettes. Start that addiction strong and early, and you’ve got them for life (a short life, but life nonetheless). Don’t hesitate to buy one for your “love” ones!

7 Responses to “Yes, I Think the Kids are Ready for This!”

  1. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Further proof that SpongeBob is funny to kids of all ages. My wife doesn’t believe me when I tell her that.

    But yea… cigarette holder? Ebay wins the internet.

  2. Ron Britton Says:

    Tom Kenny was funnier as Heffer.

  3. kevin Says:

    so the fundies were right: Spongebob really is connected with fags!

    i’m sorry. i had to say it.

  4. OtherRob Says:


  5. Gustavo Keener Says:

    I agree with ParrotLover (Ross Perot lover? — prob not, lol). Kids of any age can love silly.

  6. dvsrat Says:

    This was created in some country where cigarette smoking is still popular. This was never intended for sale the US — thus Ebay find. Just imagine the reaction if it ended up being sold in the toy section of US Walmarts. What a fine example of culture gap.

  7. S. Says:

    It’s cute.It could hold anything,kinda silly to ban it here.and it’s not like lighters are illegal.
    I’ll just take the money n run,lol.